Ian's excited

Ian wants to have his own blog. So I'm showing him how this one works!

Ian's excited

Ian wants to have his own blog. So I'm showing him how this one works!

Turnabout #2

There are two kinds of people in the world: people who believe there are two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.

But more to the point... If you're reading this, you're at a computer of some kind. Which begs a new question:

Mac or PC?




Me? Mac...and nothing but.

Turnabout #1

It was the '70s. Can't remember why, but one Saturday night on All in the Family, Archie Bunker asked Mike Stivic whether he was a sock-sock-shoe-shoe person or a sock-shoe-sock-shoe person.

That seems as good a place to start as any.

So:

Which are you? Sock-sock-shoe-shoe, or sock-shoe-sock-shoe?




Me? Sock-sock-shoe-shoe. And damn proud of it.

Party startage

Dinner party. Twenty people. Pleasantries dispensed with. Yawns stifled. Then not. You bitchslap the urge to spill something accidentally-on-purpose into the lap of the person next to you. You wish someone would scream. Guffaw. Belch. Fart. Sink a carving fork into a hand.

I've been there. So have you. Now just remember.

What follows will be questions. I'll post them one at a time. They'll be the kind of questions that save dead dinner parties. I'll ask the questions at first, and I'll answer them, too -- and I hope you'll do the same (just use the comments area below each post).

I also hope you'll turn other people on to this. We'll see how they answer, too.

So pass the carving fork and let's get this party started.